HELLOGOODBYE.

IT annoys me when everytime I go into a clothing outlet the salesperson would come rite up to me and just stare at what I'm doing. Like HAHA where did you learn your customer-service-skills. Perhaps you learnt to catch people shoplifting clothes by standing rite next to your customer and following them where ever they go when they're looking at clothes. Maybe a more polite way of treating your customers would be greeting them welcome as they enter, leave them alone to look at beautiful clothes, ask if they need any help and say have a good day as they leave. Instead of walking rite up to them, keeping your mouth shut and looking at every move they do.

Same goes to when I order food in a restaurant or a little cafe. The waiter comes, gives you the menu, then waits there with a pen and notebook. Pathetic. Go away and let people choose what they want to eat, then only come back and get the orders. It's rather annoying I must say when waiters and waitresses do that. It's like they have no professionalism in their work. Honestly I dont know what's wrong with the people here, perhaps they are an education-failure.

MAGNESIUM TRISILICATE

I had gastic today and silly me I had some lime some more, so I had to eat the gastic pill. So someone took the pills and read it, Magnesium Trisilicate, got so confused because it didn't say what the pill was for. Then he looked at the ingedients, read Magnesium Trisilicate, and went "WOW..." Silly person. I had to tell him that magnesium trisilicate is alkaline and that's the only thing you would want to put in your tummy to neutralise those stomach-lining-eating acid.

JO JO, THE GRILL & HER MANY BOYFRIENDS

SECRET GARDEN was suppose to be the venue for Jo Jo and her many boyfriends but these people at Secret Garden don't open so early to take down table bookings for 20. Mind you, it was almost 6.00 pm, these people blew their chance of making a profit perhaps somewhere close to Rm250. So venue was changed to The Grill and poor Choulyew trying to think who's being left out. (20 names not easy to remember). Of course there were suggestions from me, the brillaint.

Ben: Lets just post a notice in Secret Garden telling that the venue has changed to The Grill. So whoever goes to Secret Garden will eventually get the message! :p Or maybe we can just stand outside Secret Garden ...

Haha the consequence of these ideas was most probably going to be the management of Secret Garden yelling their asses at us.

So the party starts and mind you, little boys can get a little kinky on a gal's birthday. I never really thought why.

Edwin: Your meat was fantastic!! *everyone laughs*

Edwin: His meat is mine.
Ben: What do you mean your meat is yours?! Obviously his meat is his.
Someone: Ever heard of sharing??

The Form 4s: Can you pass the meat please?? *showing those kinky smiles*

Haha okay enough about the meat. I can't really recall what everyone was saying in chonological order. Perhaps I'll give you some random short ramblings.

Ches: I MISS MUMMY!!! :(
Ben, Jo Jo, Choulyew: AWW ... *pats head*

Ben: *riding the wooden chair*
Valerie: *suddenly appears* You need a coin ...
Ben: OH YA!! Need coin for this rocking chair to move!
Valerie: Hahaha!

Jo Jo: *upon recieving presents* Hehehe!! Thankiu!! I'll kiss you if I have to!

Ben, Ches: Benny!! Cake ...
Benny: So full! *touches his stomach*
Ben, Ches: *passes the cake over*
(few moments later ...)
Jo Jo: Benny!! Cake for you!
Benny: So full ...

Jo Jo: Look, my seniors all cute cute wan! *points to Daniel and Edwin* Don't you agree??
Ivanna, Godwinna: Mmmm ... ya ... (which meant yes haha)

Someone: What's the definition of cute?
Somone else: Adorable but ugly.
Somone: Then what's the definition for adorable??
Someone else: Cute but ugly ...

Edwin and Daniel doing some posing. Somehow they steal the limelight in this picture. Edwin is very Edwin-nish in this picture. Hilarious. Nice to laugh at :p

The other side of the table. More like the gals side haha. We did all we could to join up the tables. The owner was reluctant at first because of a narrow alley if the tables were joint. She helped us at last anyway after some brilliantness from someone. Some sort of togetherness ...

Jo Jo and her friend on the left. She actually had a couple of her old friends to this event.

Caption says it all! Chester missing mummy very much the whole nite. Poor Chester. But we all wished mummy was there.

Jo Jo feeding Edwin the last bit of cake. No one else could finish it. Not even Benny ...

Priscilla getting a little bit of lurve from Jo Jo! There were two other photos but Jo Jo looked like she was biting her.

Unfortunately the settings on my camera was accidentally disturbed before we took this photo so it turned out all dark. This is the best I could edit with this photo. There were more than one camera that took this picture, SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A BETTER PICTURE!! :(

9/11

YOU know there's this saying I once read:
" Before 9/11 you're a muslim who sits in the corner. After 9/11 you're a muslim who sits in the corner and may blow you up."
Ah, why can't people just live in harmony with no discrimination in whatever ways. The world is just fucked up. This post is dedicated to the victims of 9/11 especially the ones who survived or friends and family of victims. Your heart aches I know.

POOLSIDE SUNSHINE

Dear you reading this,
I'd like to know what your definition of "flower kidnapping" is. Use your own imagination.
Love,
Ben

Comments and chatterbox are open :)

LOVE POTION SPELLS

ONE basic thing about witches is that they don't know that Wednesdays do exists. Apart from that, they'd laugh to themselve or just looking into your eyes and smile while talking. Yea you know what I'm talking about.

[At the bigining when Phenolphthalein turned from pink to colourless]

Ben : Wow ... magic ...
Ches : WOW ... magic from the witch ...

[While the Chemistry teacher was visually explaining the procedure]

Ben : *whispers* She's making love potion spells ...
Ches : *giggles*
Ben : *giggles*

[Right after explaining the procedure]

Mari : She almost killed me ... TWICE!!
Ches : Witches ...

For your info, the teacher almost spilled acid all over her students ...

[Before the practical]
In that 5 minutes before our individual hands on practical Ches and me were giggling about love potion spells.

Ben : Take the love potion from the flask and put it in a wand and put spells on people. Hee hee :p
Ches : Haha. Put it in their drinks and whoever drinks it ... :p

[Right before the practical]

Ben : Let's go make LOVE POTION SPELLS!!

Eventually mummy wasn't too happy about me making love potion spells ...
"You gonna try it on who ar!?!?!!"